You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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