That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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