hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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