I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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