There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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