when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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