I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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