we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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