He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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