my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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