Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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