walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
the raccoons are back...
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