Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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