the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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