Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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