all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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