Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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