I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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