As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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