question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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