You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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