Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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