There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
