great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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