Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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