Nicole vs. Life
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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