i already hear my dad disowning me
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
