I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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