fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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