Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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