He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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