You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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