on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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