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wow. woo me matt, woo me.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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