i permit you to call me
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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