sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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