Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She's JV to your varsity
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize
