i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
it's like heaven, but drunker
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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