Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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