I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
she pinky promised me she was 18
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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