He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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