Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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