Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
sex on a bike is impossible
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