just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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