brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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