we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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