i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I would ride that face into the sunset
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