"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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