We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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