i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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